Bubbleman
Bubbleman is an aquatic robot built by Dr. Wily and was once part of one of the many of the evil doctor's
attempts to take over the world. But despite Bubbleman's, uh, "mighty weapon" of lead bubbles, he was
defeated by the goody two shoes Megaman and has held a grudge against him ever since. Bubbleman broke
free of Wily after that, determine to get his revenge against Megaman and eventually take over
the world himself. But after one attack on humanity involving only one robot crab, the
United States government tracked him down and kicked him out of his lair to prevent further attacks.
After no robot would have him in his lair, he found a big house that was a "suitable for an evil doer."
He soon discovered, however, that other humans were living there, and eventually, after some conflict,
were able to "get along" with them after they agreed to his demands. When not plotting world domination, Bubbleman spends his time in his kiddy pool and looking at bikini girl magazines.
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Candra
Not much is known about Candra except that he's an evil scorpion God that is enraged because of Noah's
insults towards him. Candra now seeks revenge, and poor Noah doesn't even know that he has accidently
invoked the wrath of a god (Noah didn't even know there was and scorpion God named Candra).
Oh, and Candra likes to consume poop. Go figure.
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Icicleman
Our teen years are always rough; with so many changes with our body and emotions, it is sometimes hard to cope. Some start bands, others write poetry, but Icicleman's solution to deal with his teenage angst is take on the identity of a Wily bot! Yes, Icicleman isn't really a robot master with ice powers as he may claim, but simply a confused young man wearing a hockey mask. Though he tries as hard as he can to fit in with the other robots, he is met with rejection that harms his oh-so-delicate ego.
Quote: "Ow. My ego unit has taken damage."
Jedi
Jedi claims to be the son of George Lucas, explaining his odd and surely copyright infringing name. Perhaps it also explains his sexual Star Wars fetishes, but most likely it's because he is a weirdo in the first place. Among his other "outstanding" qualities, Jedi is also a raging alcoholic, an asshole, and he has an odd hate for the X-Box game system. His frequent and rampant drinking binges usually causes him to do strange things, such as taking off his pants. Like Bubbleman and Noah, he was tricked into a cohabitation with the robot and the student doctor by Salenski, mostly because he was too intoxicated to know the difference. His past, including if he is actually the offspring of the creator of Star Wars, remains a mystery in a galaxy far, far away...
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Salenski
Salenski is owner and acting manager of the boarding house in which Bubbleman, Jedi, and Noah live in. The trio thought they were buying their own pad from Salenski, but Salenski really just trick them into signing a contract that entitles them to rent out one room of the boarding house, but the rest of the rooms had to be shared with other room mates. Bubbleman, Jedi, and Noah were furious at first (even though none of them actually read the contract), but eventually learned to live with it after stuffing Salenski in a trash can.
Quote: "So as you can see, this whole problem is from your guys' stupidity, and not my house-conning ways."
"Shallow Water Duck Fucker"
Shallow Water Duck Fucker, a nickename of a solider in the Navy, was the one sent in with a submarine to stop any more "hostile"
attacks from Bubbleman. He wasn't sent because he was the best, or even because he was qualified, but
because Bubbleman was such a ridiculously minor threat, that it wasn't worth wasting the time of
anyone important. Despite being the laughing stock of the Navy, Duck Fucker was able to bring down
Bubbleman and boot him out of his lair. Though one must question his logic that Bubbleman wouldn't be
harmful once out of his lair...
Quote: "So that's why the Rear Admiral was laughing when he gave me this assignment..."
Evil Aquatic Robot
"Bah! Meatbag."
"BWA HA HA!"
"Stupid meatbag/fleshbucket/waste of organs."
"I see this mousetrap has chosen mutiny. So be it."
"Woman, I refuse to endure this incredibly boring conversation any longer, unless you get naked immediately."
Unholy Scorpion God
"HOW DARE THIS MORTAL DECRY MY UNHOLY NAME! I WILL CRUSH HIS PUNY BODY AND DEVOUR
HIS SOUL... AFTER I FINISH EATING MY FECES!"
"FECELICIOUS!"
Delusional, Teenage Wannabe
Drunk
"Take THAT, intelligent resolution!"
"Welp, it's almost noon. Time to go and get plastered."
"He better have a good excuse for ruining my punk jam shower session!"
"Can you guys at least pretend to be concerned?"
Conning Mustashed Releator
The Navy's bitch boy
