07/23/05
Rape is not funny. Unless it's a guy raping another guy. Like Pulp Fiction. BWA HA HA.... samurai swords.
07/16/05
This is a lazy comic.
And this? This is a lazy annoucement.
07/12/05
Someone create the sprite comic awards so I can clean house.
Some of you humans might say, "Oooh, Bubbleman, how could you write a comic where you lose?" Stupid meatbags! It's a creative sacrifice! Brilliant storytelling came before a good reputation! Besides, my reputation is made up of steel... and sighs of the wimmenz.
This comic took a little longer to create, but obviously well worth it. As it stands now, the update schedule will go back to normal, starting with another update Saturday.
By the way, loyal minions who vote my comic will receive a little extra treat, besides the gratitude of knowing you're ascending me to power.
07/02/05
It's one of those feel good strips where everyone wins, especially me.
Attention minions: it looks like that vote thingy reset for the month, so show your dedication to my aquatic legion and get clicking! Our march upon the web comic capital will be, with the addition of bikini party babes, a hostilely erotic takeover!
Bubbleman has Good news, and slightly less than good news. The good news is the next comic is going to be huge, being that it's sort of a pre-climatic strip. The less than good news is it'll take me awhile to prepare, thus I won't update until a week from today.
However! This comic will be bigger than two updates combined, so the week long suffering will be well worth it. Unless you decide to starve yourself during that week. Then it might be a little more suffering than the comic would be worth.
Hm, but it IS my glorious comics. Better starve yourselves just in case.
06/28/05
To say this is one of the greatest comic strips I've ever produced is a bold statement, since I've had so many great ones and there can only be more superior ones to come. However, Bubbleman can't see even himself topping a strip featuring me kicking Bombman off the roof.
Let's see that panel again...
BWA HA HA!
By using the best instruments consisting of scientific stuff, I have calculated that Tuesday and Saturday would be the best days to update my glorious comic. For those of you who want me to update my comics more often, which is only natural, Bubbleman has, yet again, a brilliant suggestion: on a non-update day, come to my site and read the comic panels out of order! It will make an "artsy" interpretation, creating a new and exciting experience for the whole meatbag unit!
For you English majors, here's another suggestion to daily spice up the comic: put that useless degree to work by trying to derive meaning from ridiculously minor things:
"By putting a framed picture of flowers in the background, Bubbleman is trying to show beauty is just an ideal that can never be achieved in real life, but only though the framed window of fantasy."
Good huntin', fleshbuckets.
06/26/05
I suppose you were expecting Megaman to have a much more dramatic impact when he entered this comic, but I hate him.
Two years. This story has been going on for over two years.
Part of me knows that's a long time for a online comic strip story to go on. But a bigger part of me recognizes this is the greatest of the great storylines of Bubbleman's Boarding House, thus deserves to be drawn out. Sure, there were longs gaps in updates due to reason fully in my control, but this comic is about quality over quantity.
However, Bubbleman also sees it's unfair to you, as the reader, to be left hanging this long for the conclusion. That's like leaving out the ending of The Illiad. That's like starting on the Sistine Chapel ceiling, but leaving out the paint by numbers part. That's like sculpting the Venus de Milo, but not including any limbs.
Bubbleman feels now he has eliminated enough obstacles to finally deliver the ending you want, even though you never really want to see it end.
I'll take it step by step, day by day. Bubbleman will shoot for two to three updates and week, starting with this weekend update and two next week.